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Masticate poster: a kitchen knife driven through a burger on a pile of fries, beneath the hand-lettered title Masticate
Now booking

Masticate

A new play by Madison Fargo. Masticate is a dark comedy set inside a middling restaurant during a brutal summer heatwave. It follows a disgruntled Front of House team as they navigate impossible customers, economic anxiety, climate dread, and the strange connections people make when trapped together long enough.

Funny, messy, and deeply human, Masticate asks what it means to care for one another in a world that often feels like it's falling apart.

Performances
ThuAug 6 · Aug 13 · Aug 207:00 PM
FriAug 7 · Aug 14 · Aug 217:00 PM
SatAug 8 · Aug 15 · Aug 227:00 PM
SunAug 9 · Aug 16 · Aug 233:00 PM
The Players Theatre · 115 MacDougal Street, New York, NY 10012 ▸
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Past work

Cabaret

America 250

A drag cabaret concert, presented by Out of Order. Emi Grate measures her 15 years in America against the country's 250, an evening of life, liberty, and the pursuit of cvntiness.

CaveatJul 2026Emi Grate
Closed
Play

Womb

A claustrophobic family reunion curdles into surreal horror comedy. Long-lost twins clean out their dead mother's apartment and face the monstrous act of becoming whole.

The TankFeb 2026Dir. niqo torrez
Closed
Play

Bananas

A new play by George Corrin, and our second staged production. Two conceptual artists share a Brooklyn apartment until one of them reveals a project built from durational killings. When an unfinished piece of that work turns up at the door, detachment stops being an option.

The RatDec 2025By George Corrin
Closed
Play

Good Samaritans

Our first production. A pitch-black comedy about familial narcissism, God, and the American Christianity that eats its own. A brutal, blood-drenched family portrait.

The TankJun 2025Dir. niqo torrez
Closed